The Timber Chainsaw Massacre Unisex T-Shirt

When you’re taking down jackpots, you need the right gear—and nothing says “I mean business” quite like The Timber Chainsaw Massacre tee. This unisex classic is softer than a freshly sanded 2x4 and tougher than the lumberjack who wears it. Whether you’re clearing a forest of free spins or just clearing the snack table on game night, this shirt has your back.

Perfect for players who like their slots with a side of sawdust, it’s the ultimate way to show you’re not afraid to go a little off the chopping block. Just be prepared—when you wear this, strangers may ask if you moonlight as a horror villain or a professional tree-hugger. The answer is simple: “Yes.”

• 100% cotton
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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