The Timber Chainsaw Massacre Unisex Hoodie

Chop down the competition—and the cold—with the Timber Chainsaw Massacre hoodie. This cozy classic is softer than a pile of sawdust and scarier (in a good way) than your buddy who double-fists energy drinks on the slot floor.

With its bold design, this hoodie says you’re not here to “log” hours—you’re here to rack up jackpots. Perfect for forest strolls, casino runs, or just intimidating snack thieves at home. Wear it proud, but don’t be shocked if someone asks where you parked your chainsaw.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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