What Happens Unisex Classic Tee

Some sayings are timeless, and this one’s as classic as the Strip itself. The What Happens Unisex Classic Tee is your go-to for keeping things fun, mysterious, and just a little mischievous.

Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s perfect for late nights, bright lights, or mornings when you’d rather not answer too many questions. Think of it as your built-in alibi—stylish, comfortable, and just vague enough to keep ‘em guessing.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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